top 5 ron burgundy quotes

bumper bowling

if you see someone bumper bowling in the bowling alley, and they are over the age of 7, don't trust them with anything.
why?
1. it's ridiculous
2. it's unethical
3. it's embarrassing
4. it takes away from the spirit of the game
5. it's cheating
6. in a way it's lying
7. actually it's a complete lie
8. it's a gateway to all sorts of deception

I'm pretty sure Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens bumper bowl

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